what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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