i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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