I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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