You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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