fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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