Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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