Having a random hookup so left but love u
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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