My balls are so social today.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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