I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He felt like a one man threesome
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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