And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm at about main and main street
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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