Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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