I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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