Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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