And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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