Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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