did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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