he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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