Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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