yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
What drink are we having for lunch?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
