I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
cat food counts as protein by the way
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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