I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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