I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
