didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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