Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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