i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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