Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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