Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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