My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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