I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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