just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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