When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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