you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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