thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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