So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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