I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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