singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm experimenting with sincerity
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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