I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I would fuck him just for his dog
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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