About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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