well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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