.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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