I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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