come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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