You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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