party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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