Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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