Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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