Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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