my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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