is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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