So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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