If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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