You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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