So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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