This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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