i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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