There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
