I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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