You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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